I'm known by many names, however you may call me Gandalf or Mithrandir.

(Please, if you wish to tag me in a post, tag me as askmithrandir.)

singingandreading:

I discovered last evening that I can be self-conscious about my love for LOTR.

In my statistics class, the professor divided us into five different groups, and each group wrote down five questions that they wanted their classmates to answer. (We wrote our answers on sheets of paper, and the…

I’d be self-conscious to admit I loved A
Sauron as well! Are you mad, woman? He’s pure evil!

(Source: livinglavidal0ki)

Anonymous: ARE YOU A VIRGIN GOSHDAMMIT

Who is this Gosh and why do you insist upon damning him?

Anonymous: I want to watch you pee

Pardon me?

ask-eomer: Quite well actually. I am engaged to a very lovely maiden.

Oh? I am quite happy for you, Eómer! And the maiden’s name?

ask-eomer: Gandalf, it is so nice to hear from you. How has thee been?

I have been quite well, Eómer. How do you fare?

I do not understand.

Are you setting sail?

ask-diamondoflongcleeve: Mithrandir! How fare you this day? I hope all is well with 'ye. I must say, I should dearly like tae see your fireworks someday soon. I can scarcely remember the last time I saw their beauty. Perhaps 'ye can come to afternoon tea someday soon?

I would very much enjoy that! It would do me good to see the hobbitling! And I’m positive she would would enjoy my fireworks…if Meriadoc and Peregrin do not get to them first.

ask-treebeard:

ask-mithrandir:

ask-treebeard:

My sincerest apologies.

Aye, I feel much the same! It seems only a few days, yet everyone has been saying I’ve been gone for so long!

I had only left for a little winter’s nap. When I woke up, it had been months later! But if it takes us Ents some hours to say good morning, then I am not very surprised.

Time is of little importance. What matters is that we’re here right now, is it not? It is quite nice to see you, Treebeard!

Anonymous: was sauron always evil

Let me ask this of you; Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?

ask-treebeard:

My sincerest apologies.

Aye, I feel much the same! It seems only a few days, yet everyone has been saying I’ve been gone for so long!

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